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Star Wars Can Be Pretty HOT!!!

Posted by Greg Asdourian on Thursday, June 24, 2010, In : Comedic Writing 
Here is a list of quotes from the Star Wars Trilogy that can have alot of awkward sexual context.

I thought this was funny. Enjoy.

"Take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at isn't it?"

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm."

"Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked."

"So, you have a twin sister. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me."

"Oh yes, ...


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When Harry Met Cyclops - And Other Movies that would be better with Superheroes

Posted by Greg Asdourian on Sunday, April 4, 2010, In : Comedic Writing 
Take a well-known movie title and mash it up with a superhero. Because everything's better with superheroes, right?


The Talented Mr. Mxyzptlk

Dances With Wolverine

The Curious Case of Benjamin Grimm

March of the Penguin

Scent of an Invisible Woman

The Aquaman Who Wasn't There

Mr. Miracle on 34th Street

Die Hard: With Avengers

The Phantom vs the Menace

The Spidey Sense

The Muppets Take Doctor Manhattan

Fried Green Lantern Tomatoes

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